I'm Ready!

I wish they would let me out. I'm ready to meet the girls already. I've heard all about Sasha and Malia, and I can't wait to hang with them. 

I know the president has to go to Europe first to something called the G-20. I looked it up. Did you know that G stands for Group, as in Group of 20? Call me cranky, but why can't they just call it Group of 20? G-20 sounds like a techno band or a rap group. Like, give me that CD by G-20, the one with the uncensored economy rap. 

Anyway, I know it's important or the presdent wouldn't go.

I just wish I could meet the girls already.