Thursday, April 2, 2009

Achoo! The President Has A Cold. I Don't.

While I'm waiting to be unleashed to the kids, I was watching some TV. I noticed the President has a cold. He was sneezing during his press conference.

If he was here at the kennel, I would tell him this Jerry Seinfled joke. 

"If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!'"

Well, I couldn't tell him, since I'm a dog who just barks and sometimes whines. Maybe I'd fetch the Seinfeld DVD off the shelf.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Am I The April Fool?

The president and the First Lady are in Europe. It may not all be fun. I'm sure there's work on the global economy. 

But what about me? I'm still waiting to be presented to the kids. Oh, this waiting is worse than being a dog without a bone. 

Tom Petty was right: The waiting is the hardest part!